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Post by jord76 on Sept 3, 2006 19:28:50 GMT -5
I'm not a fly under the radar kind of guy so here it is...I'm simply the best, better than the rest and that even includes you! I grew up on the bubble, I own a bubble and after you play me I will own you! I am the David Beckham of Chexx, put up your defense and I'll even bend a puck around them! I'm even the best dresser to ever play any kind of table hockey. I can't be beat and I will be on the scene for many years to come! So take a good look at the date and time because this is the day your life changed by simply reading the best there ever was, is and will be's email. I got moves more smooth than Crown Royal and that's pretty darn smooth. My centering pass...untouchable, my shots from the wing...undeniable...my defending down low...like a brick wall! JAvery wants a piece of me??? Well he's about to check out of my clinic faster than any one of you can hit the boo button. Remember the name...Jord76...or should I say the future number one seed!!! Boo ya!!!
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Post by Sully1 on Sept 3, 2006 20:08:09 GMT -5
Hey jord76: Well you shore can rhyme and talk a good game. To bad you probably suck at chexx. I bet you can beat everyone in your house wow! I suggest you come to KONE to play some guys that actually know how to play. I bet you will leave with less than a 500 average. It takes more than some cool rant to prove your the best. You have to come out and try and prove it. You will leave with your tail tucked , we have seen your kind so many times. So unless you plan on getting out of your basement to play. Just Shut up!
Sully
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Post by airjerd on Sept 4, 2006 12:41:08 GMT -5
thank you rapping dome player, you probably don't even exist
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Post by jord76 on Sept 4, 2006 16:21:51 GMT -5
First of all I exist. I'm the real deal. I am trying to make the necessary arrangements to make my presence felt at KONE and believe me by time you all figure out how to spell "domination", actually make that "total domination" since you really didn't show "the best" his due respect on your replies I will be hoisting the winning trophy. Do you guys really think this is your game? You're talking to a Canadian who is genetically programmed with brilliant table hockey skills. But make no mistake, I will become a legend on this circuit and you all will have the honor of saying that you got shut out by the living legend!
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Post by bmbro34 on Sept 4, 2006 20:26:48 GMT -5
Ok Jord76. This is an interesting display of comedy that you are posting on this message board. It is rather humorous. Trying to make necessary arrangements? It is either your going or your not, I bet not.
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Post by jord76 on Sept 4, 2006 21:20:56 GMT -5
You guys want me at KONE? You want to be graced by my presence? It will be far more than a gracing! You're lucky the puck is ripped around in a bubble or you might swallow a few as your jaw drops every time you witness my moves!!!
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Post by bubbleal on Sept 4, 2006 22:21:26 GMT -5
hey jorde 76 i have heard all the same stuff form alot of other players, but i will bet you right now(if you are man enough to back up your words)$100.00 that you will not come in in the top three of the "A" division. with the likes of ken dubois, tim leahey,jermy davis, jim sullivan, scott storch and the euber brothers , i just hope that you can make the "A" pool. Waiting for a answer al
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Post by jord76 on Sept 5, 2006 12:34:53 GMT -5
First of all, kenny Dubois is a Stiga player and this would be like comparing a NFL quarteback to a CFL quarterback...simply a different game. Now, that being said, I can hold my own at Stiga but it is in the bubble where I am invincible. Asking me to finish in the top three in Division "A" is a piece of cake, what you meant to ask was how many shut outs I'd rack up along the way to the championship. I don't ever lose double knock out tournaments. Now face the facts, I'm out there, and I'm the best. The only way you are going to get better is to play me...but that's only if you can get past the humiliation of your first crushing at the hands of Jord76!!! Can I get a whoo, whoo!
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Post by airjerd on Sept 5, 2006 15:40:29 GMT -5
i think this 15 year old is a waste of time
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Post by jord76 on Sept 5, 2006 18:39:58 GMT -5
I'm 30...you're confusing the number 15 with the amount of goals you just let in playing me!
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Post by bubbleal on Sept 5, 2006 18:49:33 GMT -5
So jord76 are you comming to the event or are you just spewing a lot of hot gas? Also, yes ken is a great stegia player, but do not underestimate his bubble skills. but to make our bet official, first you must sign up, and second please state that yes you accept the bet. hope to see you there al
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Post by jord76 on Sept 6, 2006 18:01:25 GMT -5
Hey future opponents. Defeated ones of course. What does KONE stand for?
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Post by Sully1 on Sept 6, 2006 19:11:37 GMT -5
KONE stands for King Of New England. It is a spin off of KONY which is King Of New York. So are you in on the bet with Al? Or are you not coming ? Trash Talkin Chicken!
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Post by jord76 on Sept 6, 2006 20:11:45 GMT -5
Guys...in all seriousness...how much is it to enter? What is the format? Is it a round robin and then you seed players for the playoffs? Also, what is a quick run down of the rules?
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Post by JG on Sept 7, 2006 16:25:13 GMT -5
WOW - I go on vacation for 1 week and you guys let this fool rant all over the board?!? JORD76 - The '76 clearly the year you were born, lord knows what the JORD stands for...
Anyway, I like your spirit - can't wait to see your awesome moves at the KONE or maybe the tournament I'm running (the Delaware Valley Bubble Hockey Classic II, October 21, Bristol, PA). I'm always looking to learn a few devastating shots to add to my (so I've just learned) obviously paltry arsenal. As long as we can all have a beer afterwords, it's all for fun - or in my case, before, during, and after! I just hope you're not a glorified p*ssy-passer (you know, the gay push pass from your right d-man to the center through the game design flaw at center ice)? Boy, would you be in for an eye-opener at the KONE or Del Val II!!! But it sounds like you've got way more game than that - don't you? See you next weekend in Norwood! Or Oct 21 in Bristol!
Humbly yours - jg (notice the lower case as I bow to your self-aggrandized greatness - hmmm, self-aggrandized - I can use big words too...)
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